Dating By Flowchart?

This one takes the cake. And I LOVE cake. Chocolate cake (preferably red velvet with cream cheese icing). But I digress… If you’re looking for love and need a little help finding your mate–or at least not marrying your cousin–I give you a “fool”proof visual aid to keep you from producing heirs without extra limbs or digits or even more disturbing multiple body parts.


Click the image to enlarge and enjoy every deicion point in this “thinking” tree–BUT FIRST make sure your office door is closed, because you’re going to pee yourself laughing!!!

This is priceless. So valuable, I’m surprised there isn’t a patent.

No more thought required. Signs throughout this wall chart will stop you before disaster strikes. Date with confidence and ease. Know you’re safe from violating crimes of morality, nature, and civil governments everywhere, just by following these few simple steps to making your next “match” from the comfort of your very own double wide.

For more background on how this wacky guide to streamlining stress in your personal life came to be, go here.

Tell me you love this as much as I do!


4 Responses to “Dating By Flowchart?”

  1. Ted Henkle says:

    Oh, this is hilarious! (BTW I love chocolate cake, while I haven’t had red velvet cake in years!).


  2. Mary Preston says:

    I don’t think I would end up with anyone. Well not anyone I would actually want. Thanks for the laugh.

  3. Anna says:

    Don’t say I never gave you anything fun to look at ;O)

  4. cc says:

    The chocolate cake sounds divine.

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